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Billy
is a pirate hater, a defeater of lasers.
He is a veteran of over a million bands,
notably SFAR, Playground Heroes, Rakanishu,
Tractor Pull, and, of course, the Toyodas.
He plays guitar in I'm No Ninja, but plays
drums and bass as well. He kicks ass with
a bo staff.
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Pedro
Sanchez, Shawn, Duck Hunter: one in three
and all the same. Rocking the world over
with SFAR (they are HUGE in Europe), he
has also rocked the free world in Hopsing
(they are HUGE in South America), Rakanishu
(they are HUGE in Africa), Tractor Pull
(they are HUGE in Asia), and of course,
the Toyodas (they are HUGE in Canada). Pedroducksanchezhunter
plays guitar for I'm No Ninja, but plays
bass as well.
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Shad Robinson rocks so hard we are forced
to ask, "Why does he rock so hard?"
He has torn the universe asunder in several
bands, grinding his melodic nunchuku/bass
guitar, killing posers with a mere wailing
note. What bands? Public Opinion, Rakanishu,
and, of course, the Toyodas.
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Ryan
is more of a sumo wrestler than a ninja: 385
lbs of screaming sumo steel. He even uses
steel drum sticks, because that's what he
does, plays drums. With drums sticks. Steel
ones. With a hard candy shell.
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Jamie
is a master of several martial/rocking arts,
notably wailing, chopping heads off, and
killing dogs. Well, maybe not killing dogs,
but if you laughed at that then fuck off
and shame on you. Jamie rocked/wailed/kicked
ass in SFAR and, of course, the Toyodas.
Hear that guitar wailing in the distance,
kind of loud, then soft, then loud again?
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